The Republican Party wants to regulate abortion and contraception. In other words, they want to regulate sex. This must be the key to Romney's statement that he will create 12 million jobs in the next four years.The majority of those jobs will go to women. In order for this to work, Romney has stated that he will release all binders full of women because they have to get out there and fill those 12 million jobs. In his effort to cut taxes, you won't have to pay a sex tax. Just make sure you have cash. The business will be deregulated. No more driving by corners slowly with the excuse of looking for a pay phone. Women can stand anywhere and hold up a sign stating their services and prices.
If your twelve year old daughter gets raped, and becomes pregnant, don't worry. By the time they figure out whether or not it was a legitimate rape, that little rape baby will be feverishly trying to figure out who their father is. The argument that the child was a "gift from God" will fall on deaf ears. Kids are smarter than adults give them credit for, and that "gift from God" will figure out that the gift bestowed upon their mother was really a gift from hell.
Men will love this. They don't want another mouth to feed, so they will stop having sex with their wives and girlfriends and head out of town to find one of the newly employed women who will have sex with them. Men won't have to worry about whether abortion is legal or not because, hey, it's not their problem anymore. They can leave a tip if they were satisfied with their service. If the service as so-so, leave a plastic coat hanger. If the service was superb leave a metal coat hanger.
The right-wing Christian Conservatives will shout from the tallest building that they won the war on women, but men will have to find a safe place to stash their sex money. The toolbox is a great location because women don't know how to open a tool box. Women don't know the difference between a screwdriver and a pair of pliers, but they might pick up a few pointers from "This Old House." Besides, they are too busy doing women things. What men don't know is that their wives are ecstatic that they no longer have to have sex every Saturday night and they can pop open a bottle of champagne every time their husbands or boyfriends go out for a pack of cigarettes and return hours later with the excuse they forgot they quit smoking twenty years ago.
In conclusion, always remember this: be careful what you wish for because it might just bite you in the ass.
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