Gentlemen, Choose Your Weapons

Tonight is another Presidential debate. As the whole world knows by now, the last one did go that well for President Obama. I have a few suggestions for President Obama.

• Don't be a gentleman. WE already know that you are one classy guy. Mitt Romney has already shown that he not only lacks class, but he does not act like a gentlemen during a debate. 
• Take a club with you. Those of us that love you will not object if you hit him over the head a few times.
• When he brings up China, ask him why Sensata, in Freeport, Illinois is being sold to China by Bain Capital. He'll say he has nothing to do with. Remind him that his money in the Cayman Islands does.
• Tell the world you are proud of Obamacare as opposed to RomneyDon't care. Those are your words, use them.
• Ask him why he did not take his full deduction for charitable donations, especially because he has stated if he paid more in taxes than was legally due, he should be disqualified for running for President.
• Be obnoxious. I know this is not your nature, but I'm sure Joe could give you a few pointers. Romney certainly is.
• Interrupt him. Who cares what Fox news says.The people that will vote for you don't watch Fox news anyways.
• The very first time he says a lie, reply, "There you go again." Quoting Ronald Reagan is not a cardinal sin. After all, before Ronald Reagan became Romney's hero, Romney did everything he could to distance himself from Reagan.
• Call him on out every single lie.As stated before, interrupt him. Be funny. Mitt Romney has no sense of humor, or what sense of humor he thinks he has is odd, to say the least.
• If Romney uses words like "trickle down government", "middle income taxpayers", and other muddy words, correct him. 
• Remind him that it is not the words stated in public that matter the most, it is the words stated behind closed doors, when one thinks no one matters will hear you. No matter how Romney tries to spin it, he loathes 47% of this country.
• Remind Mitt Romney that Emergency rooms are not heath care. And yes, people die because they don't go to the emergency room. Better to die penniless that live in debt for the rest of your life.
• Ask him about Turkey. I know that you know what is going on in Turkey, but Romney does not have foreign policy experience. 
• You deserve a second term; you deserve a Congress that will work for the people who elected them. They showed their true colors when they voted down the Veterans Job Act. Ask Mitt Romney about that. Ask him what he would do if the Senate and Congress change to a Democrat majority and then refuse to do anything for the next four years. "Say, it's not about the color of your skin Mitt, it's about the size of your heart. I hear people say they don't think you have a heart, and They certainly don't think you have any soul."  WINK WINK.

Good Luck President Obama. Too bad there isn't time for a First Ladies Debate. Give Michele a kiss and tell her it's from all your supporters, because we love her to.